"Where Ego Meets History... and History Wins."
A comedy podcast where a pompous, self-proclaimed genius interviews history's greatest minds — brought to life with AI-generated voices and razor-sharp writing. He thinks he's the smartest person in every room. Including rooms with Einstein, Cleopatra, and Sun Tzu. He is not.
Your host — a self-proclaimed intellectual with a vaguely mid-Atlantic accent — sits down in a fictional coffee shop with AI-voiced recreations of history's most iconic figures. He is confidently wrong about everything, competitive with every guest, accidentally insightful, lovably oblivious, and obsessively opinionated about coffee.
Einstein, Cleopatra, Shakespeare, Sun Tzu, Tesla, Harriet Tubman, Socrates, Marie Antoinette, Gandhi — the guests are always historically accurate. The host never is. The comedy comes from the gap between his confidence and his competence.
Think: the satirical ego of The Colbert Report, the irreverence of Drunk History, and the genuine curiosity of a great interview podcast — all over an unreasonable amount of coffee.
20–30 minutes. Every episode. No exceptions.
"Indubitably, I have always maintained that relativity is, in essence, relative — a concept I developed independently of whoever this 'Einstein' fellow claims to be."— Your Host, Episode 1: "Relativity Is Relative"
All guest voices are AI-generated recreations. All historical facts are real. The host's interpretations are not.
Your patronage funds the coffee. And the research he ignores.